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MIB: Well, I always found myself funny. Nobody agreed with that assessment until maybe college. It was defined by a kind of absurdist, detached Gen X cool. I cook, and then I chill.
Aww yeah. I always regret that. And it happens less now than I think it used to. Once I called the head of MTV a drunk. And she was very offended. MIB: I mean, we - I mean, arrogance was just our calling card and I said horrible things to people all the time. Again, always assuming that they knew that it was in fun and an act. Now, Michael Ian Black is solidly middle-aged. MIB: I only exist to them in terms of what I can do for them. I like that. So for Michael, detached cool…is getting harder to pull off.
Because his family depends on him. The stakes feel higher. Michael grew up in suburban New Jersey…the middle of three children. His parents divorced when he was young…and money often felt tight.
It always felt like we were about to get kicked out of the house. I felt like child support was always an issue even though I feel like my dad regularly paid child support.
It always just felt like a huge deal. Money just always seemed to kind of hang over everything. And they - they had got it into their heads that I was gay and that they were going to reassure me that it was fine. MIB: Oh, furious. Furious, because who wants to be told that?